Bar

Drinks

Sunshine Brew

a pre-mixed concoction of 151 and Gatorade or Tang, plus water. Mixing it in water cooler jugs required a PhD candidate, and could deplete your mind before it was even made.

No-Brainer

a classification of beverage known for its ease of preparation and all could could quickly share in its mentally depleting powers. It can be designed around whatever is on-hand, especially if we are going to be working with professional bartenders who don't have time for Archimedian puzzles.

Vita-Sludge

a No-Brainer version of Sunshine Brew, without the water. This vital blend of citrus, sugar, electrolytes, and grain alcohol is sure to be a delight to whip up and serve. Dispensed in pumps to the masses, they can prepare their preferred concentration in their own receptacle with their own water or whatever poison they choose. As a straight shot, Vita-Sludge can become a temporary cure for eyesight.

Not Water

a random dehydrating concoction in a receptacle resembling a common container of water. available simulataneously with water for full disorientating effect. to assist in research, contact Shaggy.

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